What the heck is going on with tuition?! It has went up by $30 a credit hoursince I started. That’s an extra $4000 for an education! The reason? Well,we all have to pay for the new dorms and the new library. Nevertheless, I wishthey would have spent more money on books to fill up Spiva rather than a coffeeshop and empty tables and such. Only in America can a library be converted intoa airport-style lounge complete with fake fireplace and everything. No new books,though those couches are wonderful, huh? Now we can all sit around and act likewe’re reading in style. I love how they tell us things like “freefood!” and “free t-shirt.” Hello people! We all paid for thatstuff with our outrageous tuition. Our school loves to do things like this. Andwhat is the deal with the internet server? That thing is moodier than a chickhyped up on painkillers and progesterone (a hormone pill). I think I’vefigured it out: it only works on odd days of the week, but only between evenhours, but only if you talk nice to it, but only if the moon is in the quartersector of Pluto and the tides are out – then it will let you connect toit. Give me a break! They should spend a little less on the Presidents retirementfund and his wife’s upkeep on her piano and a little more on the server.While they’re at it, let me redesign the home page. It’s uglier thana three-legged pitbull crossed with a pug getting walked by one of those weirdlooking greasy haired rolly polly non trads who sound like Joe Dirt on a badday. By the way, I asked the Public Relations department if they would let mehelp. They said they didn’t think it needed an overhaul. Yeah right, andOzzy Osbourne isn’t totally fucked up!
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