Welcome to the 2003 semester at MSSU! I've got a real good bitch about living on campus. Up till now, it's been fun, and I really enjoy it, like many others. However, this whole alchohol policy is ridiculous and oppressive. I'm not saying we should be able to get snockered out in the hall or take tequilla shots on the quad. What really pisses me off is rules against having decorative shot glasses and posters portraying anything about alchohol and such in our rooms! What the hell!. The school can stick my shot glasses along with a 40 oz. up its ass as far as I'm concerened. This is a direct assault against my freedom of speech. I'd like to know why it is fine to display a velvet Elvis or a giant crucified Jesus or whatever but not something about drinking. It is my goal to have this blatent oppressive behavior reprimanded. I should be able to portray anything I want to because of my freedom of speech. I'd like to write "drink beer" on my ass and streak through the halls waving a Bud Light flag then stop and make out with one of those cardboard pin up girls from Nascar or something. I pay way too much money to attend this school to be treated like a prisoner and a child. All the while, the school attributes a liberal arts philosophy but has so many bibles stuck up their asses they can't sit down without risking a trip to the emergency room. It is not fine to have people passing out bibles and other religious material all day but not allowing a sign regarding alchohol. I want to stand out in the oval and pass out gay pride newsletters or devil worshiping material. I want to stand in the hall and scream to everyone the inconsistencies and the injustices facing all the poor students here. I want to write, I want to win, and I want to change the feeble minds of the weak and oppressive spirits lingering in the offices of this authority abuse-ridden reppressive nightmare hell we call our school.
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